The girl's father stands up again

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So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre. When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke.

Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.

The best dating jokes It's and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

She said sureSo he figures he

After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.

They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room.

So he figures he can wait until he drops her off. She said sure, so he went to the restroom.

They go in and sit down at the table. When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. She'll screw all night if we let her.